It’s all about Aquafresh, man.

Horror games? Sure, every once and a while. Yuka-tan’s such a scaredy cat when it comes to that kinda thing though.

Y’see, nothing’s really scary about ‘em when you realize that they’re not real and nothing like that could ever possibly happen it real life! Besides, I’ve lived through scarier shit!

… Yeah, never mind that last part. Was just running my mouth…

Uh. Well, Mitsuru-sempai said that no electronics work during the Dark Hour, so an airplane would be…

…

Well shit. Sorry man, but I don’t know— Wait, you know how water turns into blood during the Dark Hour? Maybe it’s dense enough to freeze the plane while it’s in the air, causing it to hover or something!

…Yeah, that was a stupid idea. Hell if I know.

Dude! The answer is totally obvious, ain’t it?

Lions don’t take shit from anyone! I’m totally a lion!

“I’m doin’ just fine, thanks for asking!”

> Junpei grins.

“Extra charming, eh? Says the beautiful lady standing in front of me!”

nutellasama:

‘nuff said.

Whoa, this question’s kind of out of the blue.

I’d look for others, of course! If not, Plan B: I’d survive like one of those guys from those crazy survival shows and stuff. It’d be kinda crazy to imagine myself biting the heads offa snakes and wrestling alligators though…

… On second thought, I’m sticking to Plan A.

… If this is some kind of joke, this isn’t freakin’ funny.

> He grimaces, and slaps his palm over his face.

Dude… just get outta here. I’m not dealing with this right now.

What the hell are you talkin’ about?! Shouldn’t you be doing something else?

Like, I dunno, maybe sleeping behind a bigass door for all eternity?

…What.